This statement piece blends dark humor, messy honesty, and unmistakable attitude. The back of the shirt features a distressed, mixed-media design: watercolor-style red blotches, taped-on paper scraps, and the boldly handwritten message “I don’t have insurance.” It’s intentionally chaotic—equal parts art, irony, and existential commentary.
This tee is one of three garments in the collection built around this design, each created to spark conversation, earn double-takes, and channel the brand’s signature self-aware wit. Printed on a clean white base, it pairs effortlessly with casual fits while delivering maximum personality.
Perfect for anyone who lives life unfiltered—or at least wants to dress like it.
Sizing information can be found here.
Note: Batch variations are normal due to factors like temperature and materials, and we strive to minimize these differences as much as possible. We appreciate your understanding.
Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print
Do not dry clean
This statement piece blends dark humor, messy honesty, and unmistakable attitude. The back of the shirt features a distressed, mixed-media design: watercolor-style red blotches, taped-on paper scraps, and the boldly handwritten message “I don’t have insurance.” It’s intentionally chaotic—equal parts art, irony, and existential commentary.
This tee is one of three garments in the collection built around this design, each created to spark conversation, earn double-takes, and channel the brand’s signature self-aware wit. Printed on a clean white base, it pairs effortlessly with casual fits while delivering maximum personality.
Perfect for anyone who lives life unfiltered—or at least wants to dress like it.
Sizing information can be found here.
Note: Batch variations are normal due to factors like temperature and materials, and we strive to minimize these differences as much as possible. We appreciate your understanding.
Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print
Do not dry clean